Your results:
Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)

Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Alliance 50% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% River (Stowaway) 40% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 35% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30% A Reaver (Cannibal) 20% Inara Serra (Companion) 20%

You are a pilot with a good if not silly sense of humor. You take pride in your collection of toys. You love your significant other.

Interpreting your results: An average Squid Quotient is around 100. A SQ of 100 means you have a normal affinity for squid. A SQ above 100 means you have an attraction or fondness for squid. Below 100 means that you should probably stay away from the deep ocean.

In the woods.

Where does a puppy shit?

Pretty much where you're most likely to step. Glad thing I was wearing my slippers this morning...

Ratshag is posting enough now that I got him his own blog.

Did for that Harpy bitch and a bunch of her friends this morning. Made level 22. Got ta letter to deliver to Jin'Zil from Darsok Swiftdagger when I gave him Bloodfeather's head. Nothing to stop mr now from getting to the Stonetalon Mountains, finally. Wednesday poker night tonight. I'll listen in on the heavy crew as they hit the Ramparts. Kick ass, guys!

So there I am, running down the Gold Road in the Barrens, minding me own business. When suddenly there's 3 Alliance outriders, all Level 25 Elites on mounts. Bang, I'm dead. I hate being dead. Fuhgin Alliance.

Never did make it to the Stonetalons, but I did kill a bunch of piggies and thundersnouts. That felt good.

Did some jobs for the undead last night. Bagh! They give me the creeps. All cold and clammy and pieces falling off. And so Fuggin Superior. You know they'd stick a dagger in your eye soon as talk to you. And their capital - it's not a proper city at all. They built it in the sewers under a perfectly good real city that used to belong to a bunch of squishy Alliance human trash. You gotta walk past all the empty courtyards and crap and you keep wondering if the Scourge is gonna get you and make you undead too. Fugh that!

Tonight I'm going back to the Barrens. Good honest Razormane piggies that squeal when you put an axe in their bellies.

According to Lore

In more current news, Ratshag made it to Level 21 this weekend, so he can now go to the pub legally. Did some exploring in Ashenwood, knocking out a couple of "go find so-and-so and give him this message" quests. After the wide open spaces of Durotar and The Barrens, walking down a road with thick woods on either side is a little creepy. Next up - Stonetalon Mountains.

Began yesterday in the trial of Scooter Libby, accused of a cover-up in the investigation of the leaking Valerie Plame's secret identity as a CIA agent to Muppet News Flash.

Freezing rain covering everything with ice today. They're talking about accumulations as thick as 1/4". Yipes! I moved to Texas to get away from winters, dammit!